Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2009 is slighlty delayed, see you soon.

System Events
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Dec 31 18:59:59 server kernel: Clock: inserting leap second 23:59:60 UTC

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Think Fast: What would you do?

When you are presented with the following window, what would you do?

To help protect your computer, Windows Firewall has blocked activity of harmful software.

Netsky.Q is a worm trojan program that records keystrokes and takes screen shots of the computer, stealing personal financial information.

The correct answer is ALT+F4

This is the virus itself and not an actual system message.

The real one looks like this

Sneaky!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

OpenDNS Dynamic Updater is very anoying!


I use VPN connections fairly often, each time, I get this very persistent balloon. No amount of clicking or closing will shut it up.
Ya I get it, but go away!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Excel Shortcut keys from Joy E. Daniels

Absolute/relative/mixed reference F4
AutoSum Alt =
Bold Ctrl-B
Border lines off Ctrl-Shift _
Border lines on Ctrl-Shift &
Calculate active sheet Shift-F9
Calculate all worksheets F9
Close Ctrl-W
Collapse selection to active cell Shift-Backspace
Comment insert/edit Shift-F2
Copy Ctrl-C
Copy formula from cell above Ctrl '
Copy value from cell above Ctrl-Shift "
Cut Ctrl-X
Date Ctrl ;
Delete range Ctrl -
Delete to end of line Ctrl-Del
Show values/formulas Ctrl `
Edit cell F2
Enter formula as array Ctrl-Shift-Enter
Fill down Ctrl-D
Fill right Ctrl-R
Find Ctrl-F
Format commas (2 decimal places) Ctrl-Shift !
Format currency (2 decimal places) Ctrl-Shift $
Format date (day, month, year) Ctrl-Shift #
Format exponential number (2 decimal places) Ctrl-Shift ^
Format general number Ctrl-Shift ~
Format percentage (0 decimal places) Ctrl-Shift %
Format time (hour and minute) Ctrl-Shift @
Formula =
Function Wizard Shift-F3
GoTo Ctrl-G
Group row/column Alt-Shift-Right
Hard Return in cell Alt-Enter
Hide selected column(s) Ctrl-0 (zero)
Hide selected row(s) Ctrl-9
Insert chart sheet F11
Insert Function components Ctrl-Shift-A
Insert range Ctrl-Shift-Plus
Insert worksheet Shift-F11
Italics Ctrl-I
Menu bar F10
Move between noncontiguous selections Ctrl-Alt-Left/Right
Move left/right one screen Alt-PgUp/PgDn
Move to beginning of worksheet Ctrl-Home
Move to edge of region Ctrl-Arrow
Move to end of row End, Enter
Move to end of worksheet Ctrl-End
Move to next corner of selection Ctrl .
Move up through a selection Shift-Enter
Name a range (Insert/Name/Create) Ctrl-Shift-F3
Name a range (Insert/Name/Define) Ctrl-F3
New Ctrl-N
Next window Ctrl-F6
Next worksheet Ctrl-PgUp
Open Ctrl-O
Outline symbols display/hide Ctrl-8
Paste Ctrl-V
Paste named range (Insert/Name/Paste) F3
Previous window Ctrl-Shift-F6
Previous worksheet Ctrl-PgDn
Print Ctrl-P
Repeat Find Shift-F4
Repeat/Redo Ctrl-Y
Replace Ctrl-H
Save Ctrl-S
Save As F12
Scroll to display active cell Ctrl-Backspace
Select array to which active cell belongs Ctrl /
Select cells directly referred to by selected formula Ctrl [
Select cells referred to by selected formula Ctrl-Shift {
Select cells with comments Ctrl-Shift ?
Select column Ctrl-spacebar
Select current region Ctrl-Shift *
Select formulas that directly refer to active cell Ctrl ]
Select formulas that refer to active cell Ctrl-Shift }
Select objects on worksheet Ctrl-Shift-spacebar
Select row Shift-spacebar
Select to beginning of row Shift-Home
Select to beginning of worksheet Ctrl-Shift-Home
Select to edge of region Ctrl-Shift-(Arrow)
Select to end of row End, Shift-Enter
Select to end of worksheet Ctrl-Shift-End
Select visible cells in selection Alt ;
Select worksheet Ctrl-A
Shortcut menu Shift-F10
Spelling and Grammar check F7
Strikethrough on/off Ctrl-5
Style box Alt '
Tab inserted Ctrl-Alt-Tab
Time Ctrl-Shift-Colon
Underline Ctrl-U
Undo Ctrl-Z
Ungroup row/column Alt-Shift-Left
Unhide column(s) Ctrl-Shift )
Unhide row(s) Ctrl-Shift (

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Facinating blog post from Matt Mazur about a failed project

Snip

You’re told to be persistent and not to give up, but you suspect that you’re racing towards a dead end. What do you do?

Five or six weeks in this occurred to me. I started to think I had overestimated the market and that I might be headed for trouble. I had a choice: press forward and see what happens or abandon what I had done and move on to something new. I decided to give it a few more weeks and see it through to the end.

It’s not easy to admit that you’ve made a mistake, but it also doesn’t get any easier as time goes on. The closer I got to completing it the more I realized I had a problem, but I couldn’t stop because I was so close. It’s a bad spot to be in. Do yourself a favor and if you strongly suspect bad weather ahead, take a different route

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Spoolsv.exe high CPU

Snip from Tim's Journal


I came into lab to find the printer printing strange ASCII characters, one line per page, and a basically inoperably slow PC. Checking Task Manager, I found the culprit - one spoolsv.exe at 99% cpu which I killed. About 30 seconds later, the cpu was once again clogged by a revived app. Here's the fix. First, get some breathing room - go to Control Panel, Administrative Tools, Services and stop the Print Spooler. Turn off the printer. Now go to C:\WINDOWS\system32\spool\PRINTERS and delete the files there. I found '00020.SHD' and '00020.SPL'. Now turn your printer back on and restart the service. Check task manager, spoolsv.exe should be at 00%. Whew!

Semi-update
I'm glad that this post has been of use to you. It drove me crazy too. In my particular case the problems started occuring again after a couple days. This happend because the 'bad' spooler files were coming from another computer on the network. Once that person gave up printing that file, the madness stopped. If you are on your own, chances are it is just a corrupt print file that needs to be cleared out.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Conditinal dBase expression with else iif and contains expressions

Took a while to hammer out...
IIF("YES" $ upper(contact1->key1),32768, IIF("NO" $ upper(contact1->key1),255,33023))

used in Goldmine field coloring customizations.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Bookmark:Delete IE7 History From the Command Line

@ECHO OFF
ECHO Deleting current user's Temporary Files, Cookies, History, Form Data and Stored Passwords
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 1
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 2
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 8
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 16
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 32
RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 255
ECHO Done!
PAUSE
CLS

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Terminal Server Client Shortcut Key Combinations

Task-switching hotkeys operate on the local computer level and are not passed through to the Terminal Server. However, some alternative hotkeys have been provided in the RDP Client:

CTRL+ALT+END starts the Windows NT Security dialog box. Similar to Windows NT/2000 CTRL+ALT+DEL.

ALT+PAGE UP switches between programs from left to right. Similar to Windows ALT+TAB.

ALT+PAGE DOWN switches between programs from right to left. Similar to Windows SHIFT+ALT+TAB.

ALT+INSERT cycles through the programs in most recently used order. Similar to Windows ALT+ESC.

ALT+HOME displays the Start menu. Similar to Windows CTRL+ESC.

CTRL+ALT+BREAK switches the Client between a window and a full screen.

ALT+DELETE Displays the Windows menu.

CTRL+ALT+MINUS (Minus as in the - symbol on the numeric keypad) Places a snapshot of the active window, within the client, on the Terminal server clipboard (provides the same functionality as pressing ALT+PrintScrn on a local computer.)

CTRL+ALT+PLUS (Plus as in the + symbol on the numeric keypad) Places a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard (provides the same functionality as pressing PrintScrn on a local computer.)

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Incoming Remote desktop on a vista machine when a user is logged on locally

I always wondered what the local user sees when I log on via RDP from a remote location.
Well today I finally saw it.


Administrator wants to connect to this machine.

Click OK to disconnect your session immediately or click cancel to stay connected.

Otherwise, you will be disconnected in 30 seconds.



There is no countdown to 0 from 30.

If you are not expecting this message, you have a problem!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Windows Media player memory out of control, sneaky too.

A whopping 1gb in memory for media player. That's way too much. Oddly few seconds later it dropped to 24mg, yet the graph still showed the memory in use. Restarting Media Player starts at about 14mg and the performance graph back to normal.


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Remotely retrieve service tag from dell machines

Copy and paste this script to a .vbs file

strComputer = inputbox("Type the name of the computer with out \\ or an IP address to find out the service tag")

if strComputer = "" then wscript.quit

Set objWMIService = GetObject("winmgmts:" & "{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" & strComputer & "\root\cimv2")

Set colSMBIOS = objWMIService.ExecQuery ("Select * from Win32_SystemEnclosure")
For Each objSMBIOS in colSMBIOS
Wscript.Echo "Service tag (serial number): " & objSMBIOS.SerialNumber
Next

Thanks to Thewhip

Monday, April 14, 2008

Bookmark: Convert office 2007 to office 2003

By installing the Compatibility Pack in addition to Microsoft Office 2000, Office XP, or Office 2003, you will be able to open, edit, and save files using the file formats new to Word, Excel, and PowerPoint 2007. The Compatibility Pack can also be used in conjunction with the Microsoft Office Word Viewer 2003, Excel Viewer 2003, and PowerPoint Viewer 2003 to view files saved in these new formats. For more information about the Compatibility Pack, see Knowledge Base article 924074.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

eOpen and MVLS is back up and running

However some software is still unavailable for download.
I just need XP pro for now, so I am happy.
Later I will need Vista, hopefully that will be available then.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

A company with a sense of humor......not just April 1st. Thats refreshing

I placed an order for a bunch of CD's from CD Baby
Besides for the clean layout and slick checkout, I get this in my shipment confirmation email...

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make
sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, March 31st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

--
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little store with the best new independent music
http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

Call it cheesy, classy, or just weird, I liked it!
More so because it shows that I purchased my CD's from a human. That matters.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Microsoft Volume Licensing unavailable.......again


Microsoft eOpen Volume Licensing

System status notification
service temporarily unavailable

Update-03/31/08: Apparently this is caused by the merger of eOpen and MVLS into one.
The outage is not affecting all users, only those that have Vista or Server 2008 in any one agreement. Other products may also cause the issue.

ETA: Unknown........


Update-04/01/08: New status message posted, this is encouraging, but still down.

Site Alert: eOpen will be unavailable on Tuesday,1st April 2008 from 5:30 PM PT till 06:00 PM PT due to scheduled maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.


Update:04/02/08: Got this via Email....


This is in response to your email regarding downloading from the eOpen website.

Thank you for your emial. We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused. We understand the importance in downloading your program. We have been given an ETA of 4/5/08. Please contact us back next week for further assistance if the issues persists as the site is currently being updated.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Missing Task Manger on XP

This is the strangest Task Manger that I have ever seen. When this happens just reboot and move on.
This machine is still acting very odd though......hmm

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Newegg.com Open Box Penalty

In a bizarre twist a new router is cheaper (after rebate) and includes free shipping.
The open box is more expensive!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bookmark: Moveuser.exe and Win32_UserProfile WMI

SUMMARY

The Windows Resource Kit tool Moveuser.exe is incompatible with Windows Vista. In earlier versions of Windows, Moveuser.exe is used to map an existing local user account profile to a new domain profile when a computer in a workgroup is joined to a domain. Alternatively the tool can also used to map an existing domain account profile to another new domain account profile. However, you cannot use the Moveuser.exe tool to perform these tasks on a Windows Vista-based computer.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Update2: Trend 4.995.00 Patch wrecking havoc across networks

Trend is now acknowledging the issue. Also as posted in one of the comments below there is a partial solution. However the official solution is to update 3.6 to 3.6 Patch 1 (direct Link)

First find the NTRtScan.exe file
in C:\Program Files\Trend Micro\Security Server\PCCSRV\Pccnt

Right Click on it to check the version.

If you have 7.6.0.1095 then you need the patch (not sure about other versions, call Trend)

after the patch you will be at 7.6.0.1161

After applying you may need to reboot.
Use TMTouch.exe to force clients to update to 7.6.0.1161

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Update: Trend 4.995.00 Patch wrecking havoc across networks

Apparently this an issue with newer definitions as well.
NTFRS may be impacted as well as VSS. (?)
I have removed Trend from workstations till an official solution is found.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Trend 4.995.00 wrecking havoc across networks

So yesterday (02/12/08), at about 10:00am trend released a new pattern file, the infamous 4.995.00 pattern file. Symptoms include very slow and sluggish computer. Outlook very slow to respond. A few computers had BSOD "invalid boot device". Most we got back, but some had to be rebuilt from the ground up. Still no word from trend website but a call to support does acknowledge the issue. The trend recommendation is only to remove and install Trend.
I should note that some computers just moved on to the next pattern file, with no issues at all.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Convert From date to Text in excel

Use the =text function
For example
=text(a1, "mm-dd-yyyy-hh-mm-ss")
Mix and replace the format as needed see here for all of them

Reposted 'cause it is so good.


Number Code Description
General General number format.
0 (zero) Digit placeholder. This code pads the value with zeros to fill the format.
# Digit placeholder. This code does not display extra zeros.
? Digit placeholder. This code leaves a space for insignificant zeros but does not display them.
. (period) Decimal number.
% Percentage. Microsoft Excel multiplies by 100 and adds the % character.
, (comma) Thousands separator. A comma followed by a placeholder scales the number by a thousand.
E+ E- e+ e- Scientific notation.
Text Code Description
$ - + / ( ) : space These characters are displayed in the number. To display any other character, enclose the character in quotation marks or precede it with a backslash.
\character This code displays the character you specify.

Note Typing !, ^, &, ', ~, {, }, =, <, or > automatically places a backslash in front of the character.
"text" This code displays text.
* This code repeats the next character in the format to fill the column width.

Note Only one asterisk per section of a format is allowed.
_ (underscore) This code skips the width of the next character. This code is commonly used as "_)" (without the quotation marks) to leave space for a closing parenthesis in a positive number format when the negative number format includes parentheses. This allows the values to line up at the decimal point.
@ Text placeholder.
Date Code Description
m Month as a number without leading zeros (1-12)
mm Month as a number with leading zeros (01-12)
mmm Month as an abbreviation (Jan - Dec)
mmmm Unabbreviated Month (January - December)
d Day without leading zeros (1-31)
dd Day with leading zeros (01-31)
ddd Week day as an abbreviation (Sun - Sat)
dddd Unabbreviated week day (Sunday - Saturday)
yy Year as a two-digit number (for example, 96)
yyyy Year as a four-digit number (for example, 1996)
Time Code Description
h Hours as a number without leading zeros (0-23)
hh Hours as a number with leading zeros (00-23)
m Minutes as a number without leading zeros (0-59)
mm Minutes as a number with leading zeros (00-59)
s Seconds as a number without leading zeros (0-59)
ss Seconds as a number with leading zeros (00-59)
AM/PM am/pm Time based on the twelve-hour clock
Miscellaneous Code Description
[BLACK], [BLUE], [CYAN], [GREEN], [MAGENTA], [RED], [WHITE], [YELLOW], [COLOR n] These codes display the characters in the specified colors.

Note n is a value from 1 to 56 and refers to the nth color in the color palette.
[Condition value] Condition may be <, >, =, >=, <=, <> and value may be any number.

Note A number format may contain up to two conditions.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Nearly Hoodwinked by my own Chase Credit Card

I had just completed a purchase with Newegg, and I was redirected to a page to signup for "Verified by Visa" Not sure what it was and does. But I just closed the window. The purchase went through fine. I do not mind signing up for it but not like that, thrown in my face without full information on what it is for.